一個主婦正煎著要做晚飯的魚,香味引來了貓將它叼走
主婦氣急敗壞地追趕,無奈最後徒勞無功、只好放棄
回家後,她把這件事說給兒子聽,兒子卻笑了出來
「有什麼好笑?你最愛吃的魚沒了耶!」主婦沒好氣地說著
「媽,妳看過『叼著貓的魚』嗎?」
「......」主婦也不禁莞爾

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還記得以前有個短短的節目《每日一字》
這就是它的主題曲,寫的是陽明山花季

成大學生的演繹別具風味

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上街頭幹什麼?好讓人再貼一次草苺標籤?
我真的不是在針對誰,只是想問這些年來選舉
白色恐怖時代以外的問題究竟多少人關心?
有多少人每天罵過去他們經歷的獨裁
回頭卻又對唸中學或是離開中學的人說
「學生沒資格講自由」、「年輕人不知福」?多諷刺啊 !
沒錯,中學生會長大,but so what?
這代表其間的經驗會一筆勾銷嗎? 
為什麼選舉的會場一片白髮?感受有差就是這樣!
「大話」那些人除了大敗才檢討之外,究竟真正想過沒有?

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終於,贏過最難對付的塔矢名人了 
圍棋真是既高深又有趣的東西啊!
按此

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因為... 「挖」「屎」 
臭死了> <

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menegerie :zoo.She saw the cute coala inthat menagerie last week.
tipsy:slightly drunk .The fake Santa Claus was found tipsy in the parade.
organize:get together and arrange in order. President Department Store is organized in Kaohsiung,1975.
nonsense:foolish or meaningless words or actions. I have been fed up with the dogmatism of nonsense indeed.
fairy tale: a story about fairies or an untrue story .Fairy tales are untrue sories ,but they make children happy.
damsel: a girl or a maiden . He falls in love wite that charming damsel.
common sense:good sense in every day matters.One of our common senses is that the water defeats the fire.
imagine: form a picture of something in one's mind. Can you imagine someone instead of Harry Potter?
vain :empty or valueless. I 'll bet that he did something in vain.
elf: a tiny fairy or a harmful child. Eddy had ever been an elf when in his childhood.
compliments:words of praise for a person or one's work.He complimented her on her new dress.
costume: a complete set of clothes.He changed his costume for the party.
attire: put clothes on. Look,someone attires in coral red and she looks like Disney`s Mulan!
YMCA:Young Men's Christian Association.I like the song named YMCA ,though it's meaning is different from Young Men's Christian Association as we know.
timid:lacking in corrage.I have often been timid to face the camera lens.
stock:a store of things for sale. We have to think about stock selling.
inventory: a detailed list of goods.Remember to check the inventory on account statement.
merchandise:articles for sale.The shop windows are filled with merchandise.
commercial:made for sale.Xmas & Valentine's Day are viewed as commercial festivals of stores.
flabbergast:astonish greatly.The terrible disaster of tsumami flabbergasted almost over the world in 2004.
astounding:very astonishing.His crime is astounding.
application:the act of applying.We can use hydrocyanic acid for applications of cleaning.
department meneger:someone who holds some department.The department meneger allowed the selling case.
unemployment: the state of being out of work.How about the rate of unemployment in Taiwan,2005?
responsible:answerable.Politicians are responsible to the voters.
public service: services for a sociaty or nation.The public service is hoped for being better.
witness:evidence.They are looking for a witness of this case.
cross-examine:quetion closely.The judge cross-examined him for that if he was absent from the scene.
verdict: decision.This case is verdicted as a murder instead of suicide one.
defenitive proof:final fact.He finally found the defenitive proof to tell his harmless.
unprejudicial view: Chidren have unprejudicial view.
authoritative:powerful.Don't be so authoritative of getting alone with others.
tangible:touchable or real.I am happy cause I see the tangible vase of ancient China in NPM.
dismissed:released. The harmless prisoner was dismissed last week.

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  • Jan 07 Mon 2008 13:57
  • 青蛙

老師巡堂時,偶然瞥見學生在課本上的塗鴉
師:同學你畫的是青蛙生態池嗎?
生:不是,我是畫電視上在講政治的節目
師:那怎麼是用青蛙呢?
生:你不覺得他們整天開口閉口都是「嘓嘓嘓(國、國、國)」的,活像是一群青蛙嗎?
師:青蛙很可愛啊,怎麼會想到這種比喻呢?
生:真正的青蛙確實很可愛,可是有些學牠們還學不像的人,我覺得很煩
師:難怪你畫的不是那種可愛的青蛙

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網友Rich Liou拍攝的影片


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  • Dec 31 Mon 2007 11:13
  • 不屑

每次都只會說跨年很吵?

那「拜託拜託」呢?

雙重標準...攏恁兮白賊話了了!

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我還以為早安少女組的歌都是一個樣子

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措辭激烈的言論,或許可以獲得矚目

但引起的反感,將折損「道德」的價值

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別被歌名騙了,其實很輕快喔!

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